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{"fact":"70% of your cat's life is spent asleep.","length":39}

{"fact":"Two members of the cat family are distinct from all others: the clouded leopard and the cheetah. The clouded leopard does not roar like other big cats, nor does it groom or rest like small cats. The cheetah is unique because it is a running cat; all others are leaping cats. They are leaping cats because they slowly stalk their prey and then leap on it.","length":354}

{"slip": { "id": 183, "advice": "Always get two ciders."}}

{"slip": { "id": 66, "advice": "Take time once in a while to look up at the stars for at least 5 minutes, in order to comprehend your cosmic significance."}}

{"slip": { "id": 120, "advice": "A nod is as good as a wink to a blind horse."}}

{"fact":"Heat occurs several times a year and can last anywhere from 3 to 15 days.","length":73}

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