{"fact":"The most traveled cat is Hamlet, who escaped from his carrier while on a flight. He hid for seven weeks behind a panel on the airplane. By the time he was discovered, he had traveled nearly 373,000 miles (600,000 km).","length":217}
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{"slip": { "id": 23, "advice": "Your smile could make someone's day, don't forget to wear it."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 129, "advice": "Stop procrastinating."}}
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Sir Robert Kemp, 2nd Baronet, of Gissing Hall, Norfolk and Ubbeston, Suffolk, was an English politician who sat in the House of Commons between 1675 and 1685.
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{"slip": { "id": 31, "advice": "Never let your Mother cut your hair."}}
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