{"slip": { "id": 2, "advice": "Smile and the world smiles with you. Frown and you're on your own."}}
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{"fact":"When a cat drinks, its tongue - which has tiny barbs on it - scoops the liquid up backwards.","length":92}
{"fact":"A cat\u2019s nose pad is ridged with a unique pattern, just like the fingerprint of a human.","length":87}
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{"slip": { "id": 92, "advice": "You can have too much of a good thing."}}
{"slip": { "id": 34, "advice": "To improve productivity, always have a shittier task to put off."}}
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